Rodent must-read

Another brilliantly funny post from the inimitable Blandwagon. Bonus capybaras at the end. I especially like the bit that goes:

INTERVIEWER: Porcupines?

AL-MUNAJID: Pointy whores!

Heehee!

Honestly, dude, your true talents are wasted in your day-job. You should have your own newspaper column!