Tuesday, May 01, 2007

A feng shui quiz, you say? Bring it on!

Today I found this feng shui quiz at Libragirl's blog. I thought it looked a little hokey, but I am a sucker for these things, especially when they promise to give you the answer to the universe and all.

The questions are:

1. Which is your favorite color: red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
5 . Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like California or Florida more?
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
9. Write down a wish. A realistic one.

My answers:

1. Green.
2. E.
3. July.
4. White.
5. Diana Ross. (What the . . . ? I have no idea where this came from. - an9ie)
6. Seven. (But whose isn't? - me again)
7. California.
8. Lake.
9. To find my place. (This is another I-have-no-idea-where-this-came-from answer. But it certainly is illuminating . . .)

And now, what the answers mean (including my smart arse commentary in italics):

1. If you chose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. (I am already seeing the cracks in this quiz.)
Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:
A-K - You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R - You try to enjoy your life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z - You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:
JAN - MAR: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
APR - JUN: You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever.
JUL - SEP: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good. (Perhaps I'll get to meet Diana Ross.)
OCT - DEC: Your love life will be great, you will find your soulmate.

4. If you chose:
Black - Your life will take on a different direction, it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White - You have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. (Diana?)

5. This person should be your best friend. (Hallooooo? Diana Ross? How about it, babe?)

6. This is how many close friends you will have in your lifetime. (Ooh, that's a pretty good number. I have a feeling most of them will end up being of the canine persuasion, though. And by that I mean pooches, not bitches. Nevertheless, I can see how you might have come to that conclusion.)

7. If you chose:
California - You like adventure. (I . . . see. Um, didn't you just tell me I was relaxed and laid-back?)
Florida - You are a laid back person. (Feng shui quiz speak with forked tongue!)

8. If you chose:
Lake - You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved. (That's more like it!)
Ocean - You are spontaneous and like to please people. (There are things in the ocean that like to EAT people. How is that pleasing? Oh, wait. (Angie thinks of certain people whose bodies may be hard to dispose of.) Hey, NOW we're cookin' with gas! )

9. Something about forwarding this answer (and presumably the quiz) in an e-mail to 10 people. (As if. I've never passed on a chain letter in my life. Oh, OK, except maybe that one time when I got one that said if I didn't, a ghost woman would hide under my bed and kill me, with horrible picture of demon woman attached. Apart from that, I've gleefully trashed such letters and hence killed countless orphans, robbed disabled children of their trust funds, ruined people's hopes and dreams, and short-changed the longest chain letter in the world that was started in 1798 by Empress Josephine. Whatever.)

1 Comment:

Libragirl said...

Hey thanks for the link.

#9 was actually if you pass the to however many people, your wish will come true in certain hours or days or something like that.

I figure, I passed it on to the universe so my wish should have come true. Stupid Feng Shu quiz.