Monday, November 27, 2006

How to freak out your partner

Method 1: Go up to him and ask, in careful, measured tones, "Have you seen...the muffin man?"

Method 2: Start scratching fiercely at something on your foot, peering at it with concern (I had the mosquito bite from hell), and when he asks, "Are you OK?", look up at him worriedly and whisper, "She won't come out!"

1 Comment:

Anonymous said...


I endorse such behaviour