Friday, June 17, 2005

But my horoscope told me to buy it!

Hilarious. I've just received the Priceline magazine, which is basically a huge advertising catalogue, but printed on nice shiny managzine paper, and here is my horoscope for this season:

"Your working life is a major feature during the autumn months. Interaction with colleagues and new projects are on the horizon - a perfect time for you to bring all your great ideas forward. Stay well presented and fresh at work meetings and functions with Summer's Eve Feminine Cleansing Cloths 16pack, $5.39."

I suppose it could have been much worse, it could have started with:

"Leos are vulnerable to thrush!"
"Leos, have people been avoiding you?"

Oh dear, this could so easily turn ugly. I will desist here.