Friday, May 20, 2005

Buffy byte and new words

Remember when Willow met Tara and became a lesbian? Now really, WHO WOULD'VE SEEN THAT COMING?!

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Interesting colloquialisms to add to "brown sugar" vocabulary (courtesy of urbandictionary.com):

book

1. (verb) To run or to leave in a hurry
E.g. "I f**kin' booked when the pigs showed up."

peel
1. (noun) One with an overinflated ego, sex drive and self-image, and also a complete moron, the Peel is typically a chav, this person believes themselves to be an absolute sex god, and will regale everyone with his (often fictitious) exploits. He also has an obsession with male genitalia.

This particular brand of chav is, as with many, also an alcoholic. The beverage of choice is Carlsberg, and consumption is usually around the mark of 50 pints per week. Consequently, when combined with the hyperactive sex-drive and IRC chat, the Peel will often resort to asking for (gay) cybersex from people who will turn him down repeatedly, but he'll hump them anyway.

One final note to make on the Peel is his fetish for exhibitionism. He will think that it is clever to wear a thong to a formal ball, and then climb on a table and strip off, causing nausea among many attendees.

2. (verb) To leave or exit or evacuate the scene/premises.
E.g. "Yo - I'm bout to peel, this party is wack."

3. (verb) To steal.
E.g. "I peeled this bike out of a yard and rode it home last night."

4. (verb) The act of ejaculating on an unsuspecting girl, used in the context "to peel one off".
E.g. "In that movie he totally peeled one off on her face!"

Such a versatile word. I think I'll bring it out at the Tupperware party tonight at Emma's Mum's house :)

UPDATE:
Emma has threatened to uninvite me if I attempt any kind of homie speak around her mother. I shall have to switch to sweet demure Angie mode. Oh, the strain...

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