Monday, March 14, 2005

Lotion by Greenskeepers

Oh my G - how wrong are the lyrics to this song?

I'm looking down the hole, you're looking up at me
You're cold and tired, that is easy to see
Lower the rope to you, a bucket on the line
Your membrane will be soft and smooth, and your heart will be mine

It rubs the lotion on its skin
or else it gets the hose again
It rubs the lotion on its skin
or else it gets the hose again, yes precious it gets the hose

Ooooh, ooh ooh
Ooooh, ooh ooh

The look inside your eyes, it drives me from control
Evoking visions of my favourite casserole
And if I eat your heart, I'll also bite your soul
And when I'm done with that I'll use your skull, as a bowl

It rubs the lotion on its skin
or else it gets the hose again
It rubs the lotion on its skin-in
or else it gets the hose again, it gets the hose

It puts the lotion in the basket
It puts the lotion in the basket
It puts the lotion in the basket, yes it does
Put the lotion in the basket
Put the lotion in the basket
Put the lotion in the basket, now
Put the lotion in the basket, now, yes it does

Ooooh, ooh ooh
Ooooh, ooh ooh

The night is very cold
I'm feeling kind of weak
I think I'll make myself a cap from your right buttocks cheek
And then I will go walking with my little dog
And then I'll bury you, underneath a log

It rubs the lotion on its skin
or else it gets the hose again
It rubs the lotion on its skin
or else it gets the hose again, yes it does precious

It puts the lotion in the basket
Bitch put the lotion in the basket
Oh put the lotion in the f*cking basket bitch
Put the lotion in the basket


Ooooh, ooh ooh
Ooooh, ooh ooh
Ooooh, ooh ooh
Ooooh, ooh ooh

1 Comment:

an9ie said...

This song is so wrong but sounds so good...